The Guy
Who's Joe?
I Have Fun But Stay As Real As It Gets. No BS.
My Name's Joe — I Run JOEMET123 And I'm The Guy Behind The Meatbawl Army. What You See Is What You Get, And I Stand On That Every Single Day.
I Make Call Of Duty Zombies Content — Guides That Actually Help You, Gameplay That's Fun To Watch, And News Breakdowns So You Don't Have To Dig Through Twitter Yourself. That's The Deal. I Do The Work So You Can Just Enjoy It.
The Schedule
Here's What To Expect: At Minimum, Two YouTube Videos And Two Twitch Streams Per Week. But Honestly? It's Usually More Than That. When The Content's Flowing, I'm Posting. Simple As That.
- 2+YouTube Videos / Week
- 2+Twitch Streams / Week
- COD ZombiesGuides · Gameplay · News
I'll Be Straight With You — Consistency Has Been My Biggest Struggle In The Past. I Know That. But I've Learned From It, And I'm Locked In Now. Every Video Should Be A Little Better Than The Last One. Slow Progress Is Still Progress.
I'm Not Chasing Millions Of Views. I Just Want To Do What I Love And Get Paid Fairly For It.
That's It. If That Resonates With You, Welcome To The Army.
The Meatbawl Army
Every Follower Is Part Of Thee Meatbawl Army & All Members Are Meatbawl Subs
What Happens In The Discord, Day To Day:
- Teaming Up. Easter Eggs Are Miserable Solo And Much Better With Three Other People Who Know The Steps. The Server Is The Easiest Place To Find Them.
- Zombies Chatting. Easter Eggs, Strats, Map Takes And Whatever Else Is Going On In Zombies.
- Go-Live Posts. The Server Gets Told When The Stream Starts.
- Members Get More. Subs And YouTube Members Unlock Song Requests, A Members-Only Channel, A Pink Username And Priority Access To Open Lobbies.
Come In, Say Hello, Ask For Help With A Step. That Is Genuinely What It Is For.
Join The Meatbawl Army Discord — Or Read What Subs And Members Get On The Members Page.
From Discord Bots To This Website
The Solvers Are The Part Of This Whole Thing I Am Proudest Of, And They Exist Because Of The Discord Rather Than In Spite Of It.
They Started As Three Bots Running In The Meatbawl Army Server. Somebody Stuck On The Gorgofex Code Would Type Their Inputs At A Bot And Get The Answer Back Without Having To Scrub Through A Twenty Minute Video To Find The One Relevant Clip. That Worked Well Enough That It Seemed Daft To Leave It Locked Behind A Discord Invite.
So Every One Of Them Got Rebuilt To Run Right Here Instead. Same Data, Same Maths, Same Answers — Just Laid Out The Way A Browser Should Be, With Every Tool For A Map Visible At Once Instead Of Buried Behind Bot Commands.
- 2Games Covered
- 12Maps
- 30Tools Live
- $0Cost To Use
There Are Three Kinds. Solvers Take Your Inputs And Calculate Your Answer. References Write Out The Steps That Are Identical Every Single Game. Cheat Sheets Are Full Map Images You Can Open Full Size And Zoom Into Mid-Round.
No Account, No Upload, No Cost. Nothing You Type Ever Leaves Your Device.
Black Ops 7 And Black Ops 6 Are Both Fully Covered. More Games Are Coming Soon. Open The Solvers.
What You'll Find Here
This Site Is Meant To Be The One Place Everything Lives, Instead Of Being Scattered Across Six Platforms And A Pinned Comment.
- Guides And Gameplay On YouTube. Full Easter Egg Walkthroughs, Zombies News Breakdowns, And Shorts. At Least Two Uploads A Week.
- Live On Twitch. The Player And Chat Are Embedded On The Live Page So You Do Not Have To Leave The Site To Watch.
- The Solvers. Free Browser Tools For Every Map I Cover.
- Merch. Cawfee Cups, Mugs, Stickers, A T-Shirt, Hoodies, A Beanie And Hats, Handled Through Streamlabs. See Merch.
- Affiliate Discounts. GFuel 30% Off And KontrolFreek 12% Off, Code JOEMET At Checkout. See Affiliate Discounts.
- Chat Rules And Commands. Six Rules And The Full Bot Command List On One Page.
The Rules Are Short And I Mean Them: No Negativity, No Political Talk, No Self-Promo, Be Respectful, And Watch Your Mouth Where You Can. Break Them And You Are Getting Timed Out. That Is The Whole Enforcement Policy.
Getting Hold Of Me
Any Serious Business Inquiries Should Be Sent To Business@joemet123.com.
X Is Also An Option, Or The Contact Form If All Else Fails.
Don't Spam Me — Spam Doesn't Get Answered.
That Is The Lot. Thanks For Reading This Far — Now Go Do The Easter Egg.